in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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