Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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