i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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