You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
