that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
they call him Oral-B. enough said
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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