Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
MIDGETS
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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