Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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