If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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