The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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