No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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