he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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