I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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