Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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