is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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