North Korea, Best Korea!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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