Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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