I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
