I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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