ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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