Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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