Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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