Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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