no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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