just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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