I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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