That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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