that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
