Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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