It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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