you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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