"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
