cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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