does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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