Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination