On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.