Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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