Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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