just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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