I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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