Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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