ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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