I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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