I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
ok first of all what the fuck
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