just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think we might need a safe word for this...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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