I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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