hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my phone needs a breathalizer
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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