My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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