i'm lost and i look like a hooker
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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