Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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