btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I fill condoms, not promises.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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