I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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