Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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