I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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