Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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