dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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