Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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