i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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