She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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